george w. bush signed my voluptuous man boob

george w. bush signed my voluptuous man boob!

he was hugging a woman's baby in front of me. he spiked the baby on the ground and whispered to himself, "hell yeah i'll sign that hairy melon!." he rushed over to see IF my exposure towards him was for what he was thinking. it was.

i offered a sharpie. he parryed and countered with his own. can you believe i had a mock sharpie sword fight with the president of the united states!? he then groped me for perfect stillness while he painted my chest with his john han....

wait a minute.
this is ridiculous.

why would you read something that seems detestable from the get go of the title.

this may turn into a rant about sensasionalism.

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